I didn’t do it

FAIR WARNING…

Below is a copy of a fairly crass email someone copied me on just before the new year.  Came across it again this evening and laughed my ass off. Humor like beauty is indeed in the eye of the beholder. Laughter after all is good medicine, but if you are offended by certain colorful 4 letter words you might want to skip this one. You have been warned! 🙂

 

 

After careful consideration of your performance in 2015, I have decided to extend our friendship for another 12 months.

Here’s a special memo just for you.

Not every flower can say love, but a rose can.

Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can.

Not every mentally challenged person can read, but look at you go, little buddy!

Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a fucked up friend, just as I have done.

I don’t care if you lick windows, or fuck farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, because you’re fucking special to me, and you’re my friend.

Look at you smiling at your screen, you crayon eating mother fucker!

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6 thoughts on “I didn’t do it

  1. Lol! I truly am laughing out loud. That’s so funny. I can see you laughing while reading it. Haha! I love to laugh.. It’s the best feeling in the world! ❤️😉
    I’m loving you more and more! 😘

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